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HEADLINE: ANNOYING PALEFACEBAGOFPISS TAKES A PUBLIC SHIT ON VIETNAMESE CULTURE BY USING ANGEL HAIR PASTA IN HER “PHOE” WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY MOCKING “ASIAN” ACCENTS

allow me to share some precious gems from her recipe:

  • literally the only ingredients of the soup part are: 1. chicken broth 2. ginger and 3. garlic. THAT’S IT. like. she didn’t even use ANY spices??
  • - -??? how do you call this pho if you don’t use pho spices. they are essential. ESSENTIAL. that is what makes it taste and smell like pho. it is 100% necessary, 100% non-negotiable
  • "1/2 pound angel hair pasta" i’m too tired for this shit
  • basil leaves? you’ve gotta specify thai basil (or la hue) or your white audience is gonna go home and make fucking italian ass basily angel hair pasta spaghetti drowned in chicken broth
  • lime zest.. chill rachael
  • braised.pork.shoulder. in pho. shredded pork. in pho.

DON’T watch the video if you don’t want to end up throwing your computer in the trash. a selective summary:

  • repeatedly butchers the pronunciation of pho, calls it “phoe” at least 6 times, shamelessly
  • when she explains what the hot sauce is she puts on a mocking asian accent and says “SRIRACHAAA” WITH THAT BUCKTEETH FUCKING CHINAMAN THING PPL DO
  • "Trust me, if you’ve never tried it, it’s so easy to make a big beautiful bowl of PHOE. And it’d be so much fun for your kids or your friends. You can entertain with it. I like to put chopsticks in it and serve it with a slurpy soup spoon along side."
  • —no. it shouldn’t be easy unless you’ve been making it for a long time. it should NOT be easy if you’re someone that CANT EVEN PRONOUNCE THE NAME OF THE THING YOU’RE MAKING ON NATIONAL TELEVISION.
  • —even for my MOM, MY VIETNAMESE MOTHER BORN AND RAISED IN VIETNAM, it’s still a whole lot of work!!! i have been studying and practicing making it for years now and it still takes me DAYS to make. D A Y S
  • —“I like to put chopsticks in it” oh do you? that’s just your preference? weird coincidence. huh
  • —slurpy spoon
  • —“You can entertain with it” “it’d be so much fun for your kids or your friends.” LISTEN WHITEY. YOU DON’T JUST GO AROUND BRINGING HOME PARTS OF OTHER PPL’S CULTURES TO ENTERTAIN YOUR BRAT CHILDREN AND UGLYPALE FRIENDS WITH. OOOOO THE ORIENT. HOW FASCINATING. LOOK AT THIS WEIRD SHIT THOSE CHINKS EAT HAHAHA WOW SO WEIRD SO ORIENTAL

(thanks to @sweetheartpleasestay for tipping us off on this)

WHAT

UM?????

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nicklugo:

Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone

Ummmm nooo 😂😂😂😭😭

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browndruidess:

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daretobesane:

ledi-babushka-soski:

equestrianrepublican:

americas-liberty:

donttreadonvirginia:

mrsrandallboggs:

Oh… Oh, wow.

Actually:Django Unchained actress who claimed she was harassed by LAPD officers for kissing her white boyfriend was actually having sex with him in car, reveal witnesses

And she was extremely rude and obstructive. Even her boyfriend tried to calm her down. She is a liar.POP goes that racist cop narrative.

I fucking knew that story was sketchy.

Is that the cop that confronted her? Are the SJWs trying to claim he was white?
Oh yeah, what a white man there.

Not only did she look like a hooker with her bizarre dress and disheveled appearance, she was behaving like one too:
http://www.vdare.com/posts/narrative-collapse-django-unchained-actress-who-claimed-racism-was-in-fact-having-sex-in-a-parking-lot
Presumably, the cop is a victim of internalized racism brought on by  white privilege.

Lmao I hope you all die horrible miserable deaths your corny flowing rivers of anti black diarrhea

This just in: debunking a false story about a ‘racist’ ‘white’ cop is now anti black.

this post did nothing but reinforce the fact that white people will do anything to distance themselves from the responsibilities of the racism they’ve instituted lol

Note the sheer glee in ‘debunking’ one woman’s story, as if that defacto erases all the racist trauma Black Americans endure in the US. Even if this woman was lying, the fact remains that every 28 hours, a Black man is killed by ‘law’ authorities. Even if she is fabricating the entire tale, the victims of rapist cop Daniel Holtzclaw felt they couldn’t report his crimes as black women. Who would believe them? Who would care about the sexual violation of a group already seen as over-sexed & promiscuous? 
Your Cheshire-cat grins at these ‘revelations’ just reveals a psychotic need to preserve the status quo; a black man/woman can never be a victim. There always has to an imaginary narrative where they are the aggressor. Trayvon, Renisha, Mike, Oscar. You sociopaths find a way to put unarmed children on trial, so I’m even surprised you’d exhaust your one collective brain cell in ‘debunking’ this woman’s claims. 

^^^^^

browndruidess:

bestpal:

nicchimera:

bestpal:

daretobesane:

ledi-babushka-soski:

equestrianrepublican:

americas-liberty:

donttreadonvirginia:

mrsrandallboggs:

Oh… Oh, wow.

Actually:
Django Unchained actress who claimed she was harassed by LAPD officers for kissing her white boyfriend was actually having sex with him in car, reveal witnesses

And she was extremely rude and obstructive. Even her boyfriend tried to calm her down. She is a liar.

POP goes that racist cop narrative.

I fucking knew that story was sketchy.

Is that the cop that confronted her? Are the SJWs trying to claim he was white?

Oh yeah, what a white man there.

Not only did she look like a hooker with her bizarre dress and disheveled appearance, she was behaving like one too:

http://www.vdare.com/posts/narrative-collapse-django-unchained-actress-who-claimed-racism-was-in-fact-having-sex-in-a-parking-lot

Presumably, the cop is a victim of internalized racism brought on by  white privilege.

Lmao I hope you all die horrible miserable deaths your corny flowing rivers of anti black diarrhea

This just in: debunking a false story about a ‘racist’ ‘white’ cop is now anti black.

this post did nothing but reinforce the fact that white people will do anything to distance themselves from the responsibilities of the racism they’ve instituted lol

Note the sheer glee in ‘debunking’ one woman’s story, as if that defacto erases all the racist trauma Black Americans endure in the US. Even if this woman was lying, the fact remains that every 28 hours, a Black man is killed by ‘law’ authorities. Even if she is fabricating the entire tale, the victims of rapist cop Daniel Holtzclaw felt they couldn’t report his crimes as black women. Who would believe them? Who would care about the sexual violation of a group already seen as over-sexed & promiscuous? 

Your Cheshire-cat grins at these ‘revelations’ just reveals a psychotic need to preserve the status quo; a black man/woman can never be a victim. There always has to an imaginary narrative where they are the aggressor. Trayvon, Renisha, Mike, Oscar. You sociopaths find a way to put unarmed children on trial, so I’m even surprised you’d exhaust your one collective brain cell in ‘debunking’ this woman’s claims. 

^^^^^

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gorlt:

bestpal:

Katy Perry really just sat there and called trans girls on tumblr rats. Like she really just owned up to stealing our shit and then sit there like she isn’t the one lacking taste. Least I’m not bottom feeding even if I’m not getting paid bitch! Who’s the real rat now!

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Screaming

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shoutout to oxygen

This is life literally

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